Other newsworthy news: ok, so I know a couple posts back I briefly mentioned a total body cleanse. I never really followed that up did I? that's what I thought. well, the other day at work Martha said, "hey, have you ever looked up those testimonials on colon cleansing?" My response was no, and I have to admit, I was more than intrigued. I looked them up when I got home and they were pretty horrifying. disgusting. etc. etc. well, it really made me think, "wow, what if one of those terrible half jump rope half gila monster petrified turds is lurking in my deeps?" I figured I had nothing to lose (well...) so I went to whole foods and bought this total body cleanse deal. I was a little reluctant to try it, but so far, I feel better than I have in a long time. it is supposed to clean your liver, kidneys, colon, etc. I haven't had any CYE car wash moments yet, but we'll see what happens. I still have a couple of weeks to go. yeah, yeah. I realize some of you might grimace or wince, but come on, you know what they say "death starts in your colon." Or is that "death lurks in your colon?" Hmmm, I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Yerba Prima Men's Rebuild Internal Cleansing. They also have a women's version. because you could swallow pipe cleaners, but there's no guarantee you'll get them back.
pps. I oiled my cutting board. doesn't it look nice?